Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
