Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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