I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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