We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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