Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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