Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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