She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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