I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
