Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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