the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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