Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
