then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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