I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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