I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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