We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
