Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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