I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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