She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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