drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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