Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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