he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How naked do you want me to be?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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