Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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