absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She's the barista slut.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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