doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
