Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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