the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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