How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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