I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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