His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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