Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I bet he comes in French.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
