We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize