OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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