honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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