He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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