Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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