Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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