When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Pants are for mortals
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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