shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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