2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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