I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Farmville is her only friend.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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