and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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