it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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