thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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