I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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