you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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