# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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