Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
