People in love make me want to vomit
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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