We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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