She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
