Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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