Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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