So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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