Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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