garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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