too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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