ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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