Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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