How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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